you cheeky cheshire cat ~Maddy xx
Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
Taylor Swift went alone and Ellen Degeneres made her fall to the ground with fear.
Jennifer Lawrence went alone and was pranked by Josh Hutcherson which made her pee in her pants.
After Hearing About the US One Direction
Niall: we might have to change our name?!
Liam: no, don't worry, it'll all work out!
Niall: what if it doesn't?!
Liam: then let's think of some names now just in case!
Harry: Pussy.
Liam: Harry, no.
Harry: I mean... like cats. Pussycats.
Louis: PUSSYCAT DOLLS!
Liam: Louis, that's already taken.
Niall: food.
Liam: Niall, no.
Harry: Vegemite.
Niall: ew! No!
Harry: Vegemite, it sounds like a death metal band. Let's change our style!
Louis: I don't know if people would still like us.
Harry: ...I'll still like you.
Louis: ...I'll like you too, Harry.
Paul: guys, stop, let's be serious for a - NO, LIAM, GET OFF TWITCAM!
Liam: Hi guys! *waving to computer*
Paul: Harry, Louis, stop staring at each other, we have to discuss this!
Harry: I love you Louis.
Louis: I love you too Harry.
Paul: guys, sto - NIALL, PUT DOWN THE NANDOS.
Niall: I'm hungry!!!!
Paul: Niall, don't - ZAYN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Zayn: SELFIES!!! YOLO!!!
